Muff Diving

da Urban Dictionary

To orally please a wordMuff To eat out a hairy pussy Man!

I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again! by PurpleCowMan Apr 6, 2002

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee! by Bob Dole Nov 11, 2002

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.

Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat. twat crotch pergina cunt putang by Ana Elena Sep 28, 2005

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.

Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days. hairypussy muff oral twat poon by Katttttttttt Aug 15, 2006

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first! by Paul Thundergod Jul 3, 2003

To eat out, oral sex on a woman.

I went muff diving on the Queen of England. oral muff diving queen sex by Chmadly Aug 3, 2007

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night by LilJOnWhattt Jul 30, 2005